Trunk In My Junk™

Trunk In My Junk™

$11.95Price
Male false advertising
Nylon-covered polyurethaneIn a nutshell...
You claim females participate in false advertising all the time.
Now you men can join the fun.
Women do it all the time with padded bras, spandex shapewear and other mysterious artifacts.
Some people call it false advertising, while other people call it marketing. Why should men be left out?
Place one of these infinitely reusable cups over your junk the next time you wear your mankini and watch the attention shift to you.
Overheard phrases could include "elephant trunk," "Hercules" and "OMG."
And don't worry about what might happen should you be "discovered" when the lights go out: have you ever known anyone who has gotten that far and then said, "Waitaminute. No thanks." We don't.

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